September Porn Valley Life Archives

Sasha Grey in Skin Trade

There is a lot to say about Joe Gallant’s latest movie, The Skin Trade, that doesn’t include cover girl Sasha Grey, but she is definitely the cherry on this cake someone left out in the rain.
For those of us who have only been watching the same kind of rechewed porn for a few years (and [...]

Asian rituals in porn

I was on the set of David Aaron Clark’s “No Man’s Land: Asian” watching the barefoot Jandi and Kitty remove the vestments of the fabulously hair-extended Ange Venus.
“It’s like you’re removing the robes of the queen” Clark said, adding, “as it were.”
Clark is a pragmatist and said “as it were” because he remembers that this [...]

Spooning your animal

 
This article about a trendy Japanese eatery showed up, as most stories about Japan do, in a kind of “News of the Weird” website that says Yes, the story is true.
According to the article, there is a place where Tokyo epicures can eat the food they just had sex with, having watched it be prepared. [...]

“The Intern”: Going to extra lengths, or: A theory about an entire group of people based on one movie

I watched Lucas Entertainment’s “The Intern” recently and really enjoyed it. The group of men in this big budget gay porn film seemed to really care about each other.
Whatever side of the orientation fence you’re on, if you jump from side to side like a trick pony, or if you straddle it, I’m sure you [...]

Sabrina Deep’s soft landing

Sabrina Deep is a Londoner who, for her 29th birthday September 11, banged 77 men for her website. We believe this to be the largest non-Norman Invasion gangbang on British soil, so I asked Deep, who dined on Caprese salad in between guests, if she was recovered.
“None of my intimate parts suffered,” she said. “But [...]

Manageable Crush On: Bobbi Starr

As this blog finds its voice among the thousands of quality porn blogs extant, one way to attract readership is to create a beloved brand, like Coca Cola, the 1908 Chicago White Sox, or Croatian statesman Ante Star?evi?. That day has come with the advent of the Manageable Crush.
The Manageable Crush is the kind in [...]

Shay Jordan: West Side Forever

In Virtual Sex with Shay Jordan, Scott Nails is your proxy as the lithe Digital Playground performer is put through her paces in a series of maneuvers you control.
Or at least you think you control them, ese. Because in reality you’ve been served, or you’re owned, or whatever.
As you know, I have been a member [...]

If Leonardo da Vinci worked in porn

I have a problem with porn getting too serious, when a director thinks making an artistic statement is more important than the three minutes out of my busy day I’ve allotted for his film.
Still, where is the romance in this third installment of In It Goes Out It Comes? If it’s all about mechanics, why [...]

Katie K. is the British Sunny Lane

I met the delightful Katie K., 19, at a Porn Week event in Los Angeles, and kept wondering what those strange stirrings were about.
It wasn’t until I returned home and painstakingly developed my photographs in my darkroom that I realized she reminded me of Sunny Lane.
Katie is from London, and this was her first trip [...]

Sindee Jennings: The Majesty of Squirting

I’ll make you feel better: most porn stars don’t fuck the way you see them fucking on screen when they are at home with their loved ones, clergy, and pets. Some of the first things new talent is told upon entering the adult business is “Keep your eyes open, face the camera, don’t angle out [...]