As this blog finds its voice among the thousands of quality porn blogs extant, one way to attract readership is to create a beloved brand, like Coca Cola, the 1908 Chicago White Sox, or Croatian statesman Ante Star?evi?. That day has come with the advent of the Manageable Crush.
The Manageable Crush is the kind in which one’s delight in being in the presence of the object doesn’t spill over into stalking, blood sacrifices, leaving one’s family for, making charitable donations in her name, or defoliating a patch of forest in her likeness. The clearest manifestation of a Manageable Crush might be: “Oh, (X) is here. Thank Christ.”
Bobbi Starr lives in northern California and commutes to Porn Valley every two weeks. While up north she tends to work for fetish sites. Down here, of course, nothing is a fetish – gaping? feet? MILFs? aliens? the dead? Kim Kardashian? We fuck anything.
When she is not being a confusing blend of wholesome and filthy, Starr has another career that is shocking. It is forever connected in my mind with crucifixes falling over waterfalls.
Thank you, Bobbi Starr, for being the flagship Manageable Crush On of this site. Now please return our calls.
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