Porn Valley Life

You know who’s nice? Olivia O’Lovely. You see enough pictures of a porn celebrity in a confrontational pose, looking  – I don’t know, sternly? – at the camera and you think that perhaps she might not be accessible, or friendly. Not that they owe it to you to be either of those things, but it’s [...]

The petite Cayenne is one of the many treats in Private’s well-presented  Ibiza Sex Party 2. One of the handful of European porn stars who crack a smile, she is carried to a sandbar and pretty much ensalinated for her courteous nature while, far offshore, sailors on a Liberian freighter strained at their spyglasses.
People who [...]

One of my favorite parts of any porn movie – and they are increasingly rare now that such films are mass-produced and rigidly formatted – is the transition between positions. The performers aren’t looking for their best light, they’re not biting their fingers at the camera, they’re not holding their stomachs in. In fact, they [...]

Jesse Jane is a hard worker, and maximizes her time as a porn star while not skimping on  the things that matter most, like cooking meat outdoors.
It’s important to remember that this is what Jesse Jane looks like at home. Do you look like this at home? You do not look like this at home. [...]

Because altporn’s definitions, if any, are claimed by different factions, I have renamed “studio” or corporate altporn “steveporn”. In that world recently there have been rumblings at the top, and it is whispered that that frosted mini-kingdom is going to come crashing down.
On the same day this week I received two bits of media, one [...]

I don’t know how I found her website but find it I did: Alix Lakehurst is fascinating.
The juicy Chicagoan discovered a Christy Canyon Playboy spread and  found some validation in the images of her own full-figured sexiness. In addition to making a pilgrimage to meet Canyon in person, Lakehurst started her own mostly-Internet-based porn career, [...]

Despite the hyppe it has received, I enjoyed Not the Bradys XXX, especially Jasmine Byrne, whose dirty talk I found compelling despite the lack of “Gram!” utterances.
To prove her flexibility and sexworthiness, here Byrne bites her own knee. I think this gestuure should replace the double middle fingers in ppornic iconography.
Her own knee. Now that’s [...]

This is the type of movie I can use as an example of porn I appreciate even if it’s not right for me.
A lesbian BDSM romp featuring Michelle Aston and Amber Rayne, Bleu Productions’  was shot by Maria Beatty on a shoestring plot. Aston both worships and whips Amber Rayne, who is willingly subservient. Rayne [...]