Living the Porn Star Life
Because altporn’s definitions, if any, are claimed by different factions, I have renamed “studio” or corporate altporn “steveporn”. In that world recently there have been rumblings at the top, and it is whispered that that frosted mini-kingdom is going to come crashing down.
On the same day this week I received two bits of media, one [...]
Despite the hyppe it has received, I enjoyed Not the Bradys XXX, especially Jasmine Byrne, whose dirty talk I found compelling despite the lack of “Gram!” utterances.
To prove her flexibility and sexworthiness, here Byrne bites her own knee. I think this gestuure should replace the double middle fingers in ppornic iconography.
Her own knee. Now that’s [...]
I really liked Naughty America’s DVD compilation Naughty Flipside Vol. I.
I watch a lot of porn and I know a lot of porn stars. Because of the latter, I often don’t enjoy the former. For me, the people who perform in porn movies for a living are routinely more interesting and fun in person than [...]
There is a Filipino restaurant across the street from my office called Good Ha. Vivid’s new comedy label is known as Vivid HA. There is no connection, other than the Filipinos always laugh at me when I try to order.
I like porn that is intentionally funny, because somehow it makes the women seem hotter. I [...]
