Porn Valley Life

The petite Cayenne is one of the many treats in Private’s well-presented  Ibiza Sex Party 2. One of the handful of European porn stars who crack a smile, she is carried to a sandbar and pretty much ensalinated for her courteous nature while, far offshore, sailors on a Liberian freighter strained at their spyglasses.
People who [...]

One of my favorite parts of any porn movie – and they are increasingly rare now that such films are mass-produced and rigidly formatted – is the transition between positions. The performers aren’t looking for their best light, they’re not biting their fingers at the camera, they’re not holding their stomachs in. In fact, they [...]

Jesse Jane is a hard worker, and maximizes her time as a porn star while not skimping on  the things that matter most, like cooking meat outdoors.
It’s important to remember that this is what Jesse Jane looks like at home. Do you look like this at home? You do not look like this at home. [...]

I don’t know how I found her website but find it I did: Alix Lakehurst is fascinating.
The juicy Chicagoan discovered a Christy Canyon Playboy spread and  found some validation in the images of her own full-figured sexiness. In addition to making a pilgrimage to meet Canyon in person, Lakehurst started her own mostly-Internet-based porn career, [...]

Despite the hyppe it has received, I enjoyed Not the Bradys XXX, especially Jasmine Byrne, whose dirty talk I found compelling despite the lack of “Gram!” utterances.
To prove her flexibility and sexworthiness, here Byrne bites her own knee. I think this gestuure should replace the double middle fingers in ppornic iconography.
Her own knee. Now that’s [...]

There is a lot to say about Joe Gallant’s latest movie, The Skin Trade, that doesn’t include cover girl Sasha Grey, but she is definitely the cherry on this cake someone left out in the rain.
For those of us who have only been watching the same kind of rechewed porn for a few years (and [...]

I was on the set of David Aaron Clark’s “No Man’s Land: Asian” watching the barefoot Jandi and Kitty remove the vestments of the fabulously hair-extended Ange Venus.
“It’s like you’re removing the robes of the queen” Clark said, adding, “as it were.”
Clark is a pragmatist and said “as it were” because he remembers that this [...]

Sabrina Deep is a Londoner who, for her 29th birthday September 11, banged 77 men for her website. We believe this to be the largest non-Norman Invasion gangbang on British soil, so I asked Deep, who dined on Caprese salad in between guests, if she was recovered.
“None of my intimate parts suffered,” she said. “But [...]

As this blog finds its voice among the thousands of quality porn blogs extant, one way to attract readership is to create a beloved brand, like Coca Cola, the 1908 Chicago White Sox, or Croatian statesman Ante Star?evi?. That day has come with the advent of the Manageable Crush.
The Manageable Crush is the kind in [...]

I’m visiting Belladonna on the day Ashley Blue is shooting a foot fetish movie in her house. Whenever I’m in certain nicer neighborhoods of Porn Valley, neighborhoods that achieve a nice balance between residential and upper-crusty, where there are neither warehouses nor McMansions, I always wonder if the neighbors know.
“Well, we’ve got the truck with [...]